KARL: Bill, what happens at the end of Top Gun? Does he fight terrorists?
BILL: They high five and smile at each other.
KARL: Damnit, I'm serious. It's on and I'm trying to remember how this story ends up solving itself by him flying really good.
JEREMY: Maverick is the ready-5 pilot and when Iceman and the other pilot engage some enemy MiGs, the rando other pilot is shot down.
Maverick comes to the rescue, splashes a couple of MiGs, and causes the rest of the enemies to bug out. They fly back and celebrate as men.
BILL: Exactly. I was just mentioning the men part.
JEREMY: I think they buzz the tower on the way in. Gosh, those guys!
KARL: I remember that part, as all men do, I just couldn't remember how the rest of it played out after Goose died. Thank you.
BILL: Hahaha they most definitely do.
KARL: Bill, you blew it. I don't think you've seen it.
BILL: Never.
JEFF: I've never seen the whole movie. Talk about boooring.
BILL: Can you imagine if somebody said their favorite movie was something but yet they've never actually seen it? All they do is just pretend to like it
JEREMY: Maverick is unable to engage the enemy in his training exercises, leading to something of a crisis of confidence. He has a talk with Tom Skerritt about his father, and then graduates from Top Gun in third place.
BILL: Jeremy, keep going. The whole movie backwards.
KARL: Wait, he doesn't win?
BILL: Nope. You'll find out why.
JEREMY: Well Karl said everything after Goose died.
BILL: Keep going!!!
KARL: This movie blows, except for the volleyball.
JEREMY: And all the ramass music.
BILL: Playing! Playing with the boys!!! OK so what’s going to happen is Jeremy you will recite the movie and we will give a random thought about that scene go
JEREMY: Maverick is playing volleyball with his friends but has to leave to make his date with his hot flight instructor. One of his friends hurtfully says to his co-pilot, "Mother Goose, you pussy!"
KARL: Sidenote: a friend of mine said his favorite movie was Another 48 Hours so when we were all falling about the first one, 48 Hours he yelled "why you do keep saying they? Is called Another 48 Hours!" We are like, "yeah, the sequel". He had no idea his 'favorite movie' was a sequel. He goes, "that explains why they have so many flashbacks".
BILL: Lol. That's amazing.
JEREMY: I've seen Top Gun approximately 200 times.
BILL: That's me and Rocky IV.
JEFF: Is that the one where James Franco chews his arm off?
BILL: Noooo....lol
JEREMY: For about a year it was one of five movies we owned on vhs
BILL: Makes sense
JEREMY: So I watched all of them into the ground
JEFF: In the sequel does he cut off his other arm?
JEREMY: The others were the three star wars movies and The Terminator
KARL: No 48 Hours was a buddy cop movie with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. They drove crimes by eating each other's arms.
Solve"
JEREMY: They drove cows
KARL: I never understood how Goose ejects right into the canopy, seems like a huge design flaw of that jet.
JEREMY: Yeah, apparently it happened a lot irl. Their advice to their pilots was GET GUD
JEFF: I never understood how someone looked at their friends Maverick and Iceman, then got nicknamed Goose and didn't immediately start throwing punches.
KARL: At least Maverick immediately gets into nothing but whitey tighties.
JEREMY: I think one guys callsign was Wizard, and I was always super jealous
KARL: They weren't friends with Iceman.
JEREMY: Thank you Karl
BILL: Jeff I laughed out loud literally
KARL: They called him Goose because in the movie he only eats bite sized pieces of bread.
BILL: And honked a lot
KARL: And his shit came out as a white stream.
BILL: That was the real reason
KARL: We all remember that classic scene where Maverick is in the desert and uses that to find his way back to base.
BILL: They high five and smile at each other.
KARL: Damnit, I'm serious. It's on and I'm trying to remember how this story ends up solving itself by him flying really good.
JEREMY: Maverick is the ready-5 pilot and when Iceman and the other pilot engage some enemy MiGs, the rando other pilot is shot down.
Maverick comes to the rescue, splashes a couple of MiGs, and causes the rest of the enemies to bug out. They fly back and celebrate as men.
BILL: Exactly. I was just mentioning the men part.
JEREMY: I think they buzz the tower on the way in. Gosh, those guys!
KARL: I remember that part, as all men do, I just couldn't remember how the rest of it played out after Goose died. Thank you.
BILL: Hahaha they most definitely do.
KARL: Bill, you blew it. I don't think you've seen it.
BILL: Never.
JEFF: I've never seen the whole movie. Talk about boooring.
BILL: Can you imagine if somebody said their favorite movie was something but yet they've never actually seen it? All they do is just pretend to like it
JEREMY: Maverick is unable to engage the enemy in his training exercises, leading to something of a crisis of confidence. He has a talk with Tom Skerritt about his father, and then graduates from Top Gun in third place.
BILL: Jeremy, keep going. The whole movie backwards.
KARL: Wait, he doesn't win?
BILL: Nope. You'll find out why.
JEREMY: Well Karl said everything after Goose died.
BILL: Keep going!!!
KARL: This movie blows, except for the volleyball.
JEREMY: And all the ramass music.
BILL: Playing! Playing with the boys!!! OK so what’s going to happen is Jeremy you will recite the movie and we will give a random thought about that scene go
JEREMY: Maverick is playing volleyball with his friends but has to leave to make his date with his hot flight instructor. One of his friends hurtfully says to his co-pilot, "Mother Goose, you pussy!"
KARL: Sidenote: a friend of mine said his favorite movie was Another 48 Hours so when we were all falling about the first one, 48 Hours he yelled "why you do keep saying they? Is called Another 48 Hours!" We are like, "yeah, the sequel". He had no idea his 'favorite movie' was a sequel. He goes, "that explains why they have so many flashbacks".
BILL: Lol. That's amazing.
JEREMY: I've seen Top Gun approximately 200 times.
BILL: That's me and Rocky IV.
JEFF: Is that the one where James Franco chews his arm off?
BILL: Noooo....lol
JEREMY: For about a year it was one of five movies we owned on vhs
BILL: Makes sense
JEREMY: So I watched all of them into the ground
JEFF: In the sequel does he cut off his other arm?
JEREMY: The others were the three star wars movies and The Terminator
KARL: No 48 Hours was a buddy cop movie with Eddie Murphy and Nick Nolte. They drove crimes by eating each other's arms.
Solve"
JEREMY: They drove cows
KARL: I never understood how Goose ejects right into the canopy, seems like a huge design flaw of that jet.
JEREMY: Yeah, apparently it happened a lot irl. Their advice to their pilots was GET GUD
JEFF: I never understood how someone looked at their friends Maverick and Iceman, then got nicknamed Goose and didn't immediately start throwing punches.
KARL: At least Maverick immediately gets into nothing but whitey tighties.
JEREMY: I think one guys callsign was Wizard, and I was always super jealous
KARL: They weren't friends with Iceman.
JEREMY: Thank you Karl
BILL: Jeff I laughed out loud literally
KARL: They called him Goose because in the movie he only eats bite sized pieces of bread.
BILL: And honked a lot
KARL: And his shit came out as a white stream.
BILL: That was the real reason
KARL: We all remember that classic scene where Maverick is in the desert and uses that to find his way back to base.
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